ugh i almost broke my ipad playing angry birds last night.. i hate when you only have 1 bird left to knock down and of course its imposs

just got to a level in angry birds that like no one can even get to. not to brag jk lol. #angrybirdsandangryjaps

if you don't live in new york you're ghetto. well, hamptons are great and parts of miami.

had brunch with my bff's from the o.g. Cool Girl Hate Club. And their kids. And husbands. I'm like still single. How did this happen?

I have like insomnia and I keep thinking about storage wars. Ugh I love hate tv

Why do black girls have the best expressions. Pop off. Right quick. Step off bitch. #wishiwasblack

I feel like if I was fat and not so pretts I could like get away w more

Is it random that i want to order a pizza this late. Omg insomnia makes me jail Hungry

@mattyboren leek what's up m to the b. Live for you. Totes watching u on himym rt now cuz I can't sleep I feel.

@mattyboren omg leek next month. Staying at bel air drinks on me. Wait is the bel air ghetto or like cool. Lives loves.

i feel like asian girls sometimes try to act Jappy and it's leek, you're not Jewish. Ugh but hah lol #ilovesushi

not to be random but Wazzzzup. #lovedthatexpresh

oh and btw, I think flip-flops should literally be like mandatory at work. heels are for suckers J to the K haha live for my heels.

not to be rude but ping pong is better than angry birds #imsorandom

politics are weird. had the sickest runway show at Bloomies for our new Eileen Fisher collecsh. And I'm dating someone.

Over flashmobs j to the k.

I feel like snow makes things cozier and i live for peppermint mochas and my friends. #winterwonderland

I'm like the Beyonce of Jewish girls. #Beyonce

College should be extended til you're 30. Being an adult and working is random. #random #college

Ewww, don't nickname me without my permission. My name is Rachel Bezner not Rach or Rachey. #coolgirlhateclub