Here’s the shorting the bond thing for anyone who’s nose starts bleeding when they try and grasp it: you give me £10 and I go out and buy you a coat, and I say yeah yeah yeah, you’re coat is in my wardrobe, I’ll give it to you later. But THEN -

A big welcome to the 124 new members of the #MFTHive team who have joined us this week! We’re excited to have you all on board 🎉 #HiveIsComing

Proud to have been party of Burno's Army back in 2014. Fond memories of him stuffing an abandoned PE kit up his shirt to pretend to be a pregnant woman with the plague and running an Native American coux into the class next door #HistorywithBurno #thankyouMrBurnham

Time to check in on cats working from home - please reply with photos of them “assisting” you

Just scrap these-
Let’s have someone drive 45 minutes and give them glasses based on how many people they crash into

Having a DIY Eurovision Song Contest night with friends and the Belarus entry from 2007 looks a little familiar... Greg James #doppleganger #eurovision2020 #Eurovision #eurovisionlockdown

Massive thanks to McVitie's for powering the Manchester Local Care Organisation Child Health Department for another week! #thankyou #NHS #NHS heroes #McVitiesHeros #biscuitpowered

DAILY REMINDER OF WHAT DAY IT IS TODAY

It’s a Saturday.

It's horrid out there! Best just stay indoors and drink tea all day.

[This opportunistic tweet was brought to you by the Yorkshire Tea marketing department]

Cards and cocktails
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#Thursdaynight #cocktails #bramble #cards #golf #imwinning #drinklocal #barinthevillage ift.tt/36IpGaE

We 4 Kings of Locking Stumps are,
Feeding family and friends, some have travelled quite far.
Games and laughter, maybe a drink or two after,
We send you best wishes, wherever you are!
#familly #friends #merrychristmas #crackerhats #selfie #smile ! ift.tt/2QmuMU3

I’ve been laughing for 10 mins straight😭

A white weekend in Wales ❄️
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#weekendaway #Wales #explorewales #snow #unexpectedsnow #cold #winteriscoming #sheep #friends #walk #hills #valley ift.tt/36MtgBW

I know I'm back working for the #NHS . The computers have gone down and there's low key chaos 😂 #computercrash #whatshighpriority

I’ve made my #PlasticPromise – make yours here: plasticpromises.co.uk plasticpromises.co.uk/promise1.html#…

#TBT to New Zealand and its stunning views
#takemeback #newzealand #mirrorlakes #reflections #strayNZ #gorgeous #mountains #travelling #missit ift.tt/31rYewl

And with that, a photo a day of mine and @leggoftheadamvariety's epic adventure has been posted.
What an amazing 6 1/2 months!
We've made new friends and tried new things. We survived living together, in both a flat and a campervan and got a tonne of … ift.tt/2MdjPnW