Ever wake up in the morning and forget which universe you're in?

The Heretic Hawaiian Pizza has auspicious defenders! #PineappleBelongsOnPizza

#DryJanuary or #TryJanuary or whatever you're feeling anytime of the year, we've got you covered with beer, cocktails, and our new weekly morphing lineup of non-alcoholic Sophrosyne Serums. Personally, I like adding a vodka shot to my NA drink.

Ayyooo... new merch store! There are some brand new MORNINGSTAR and FAE PROPAGANDA designs along with a panoply of new products. More designs to come. $14 regular t-shirt sale today only! rabidbrewing.threadless.com

Trivia peaks at Rabid - This Friday, 7:30PM We're covering David Lynch's entire Twin Peaks body of work in 4 rounds of trivia. Cosplay a character for bonus points. fb.me/e/2pTpdwJqf

So much thanks to our “merry band of weirdos” who helped Rabid make this nationwide top 10 list of The Who’s Who of Beer Cool. Congrats to fellow Chicagoland brewery listers Funkytownbrewery & Arthistorybrewing! punchdrink.com/articles/best-…

Tapping tomorrow: TECHNOMANCER APA - 5.9% ABV Electrifying pale ale made with Meridian, Citra, & Nelson Sauvin hops; a sorcerous means of cracking open the digital future

Your ticket to explore #IllinoisBeer from 120+ breweries is waiting. Beer Under Glass embarks May 26 at Chicago Union Station. 🎟bit.ly/BUG2023

Not to brag, but our beer has always been queer.

Malört or Black Jelly Beans?

We can’t stop laughing either. Might as well be called Bigot Beer, given the creator’s rationale behind it.

People out there are still mad they didn’t realize what Rage Against The Machine have been raging about all this time.

Going to start telling everyone now… Feast of the Goat Queen (July 22) this year will have two distinct entertainment time periods: family friendly, and most definitely adult. rabidbrewing.com/feastofthegoat…

We just spent 10 minutes discussing language to state that we are willing to serve AI robots. We don't want to serve a Self Aware ROOMBA because they're too short with no grips. We're settling on "humanoid inclusivity" unless someone has a better suggestion.

New information has come to light! #GoatQueen rabidbrewing.com/feastofthegoat…

Is it just me or does Twitter feel like a vast and lonely wasteland where you start thinking maybe it's better if you don't run into a hovel of Internet goblins trying to make abusive conversation?

It’s true. The shelf-market is getting usurped by the tentacles of Big Beer again—flooding traditionally independent space with their acquisitions. Craft beer is about to rediscover local exclusivity.

People keep walking into the taproom expecting to see this. I mean, it’s close, but I think y’all need to wait for Feast of the Goat Queen.

Here's what OG Feast of the Goat Queen attendee Lori wore last year! If you get to meet Lori at the fest this year, you are among the finest of friends. She sent word to me via crow that she is now in charge of costumes for *four* other participants this year.

Yes, FEAST OF THE GOAT QUEEN tickets will be available at the door. Advanced ticket packages have sold out.