Michael This tweet doesn’t get enough love, i don’t think y’all fully get what he’s saying

Stop honking at me on the freeway man I'm fucking texting

This says a lot about western culture… The Japanese deer is respectful, patient, and loves life while the American deer takes any opportunity to thrust itself into death’s grasp, likely in hopes to be reborn in Japan. We could learn a lot from these creatures.

this dude was the biggest hater i’ve ever seen for literally no reason

the tiktok ladybug fiasco

you know what? FUCK you (throws a rock at your car) (throws a rock at your car) (throws a rock at your car) (throws a rock at your car) (throws a rock at your car) (throws a rock at your car) (throws a rock at your car) (throws a rock at your car) (throws a rock at your car) (thr

The way Mike Tyson picked up Hasbulla. 😂😂

bro are you coming to The Rotund Object tonight???????

I love this comic because it's just completely incomprehensible and undecipherable if you don't know what it's about

Puss in Boots vs Avatar

hydrogen bomb vs coughing baby

(OSHA inspector walking into Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory) what the fuck

I'm the bear who ate cocaine. This is my story.

First look at the bear in ‘COCAINE BEAR’.

The film follows a bear who ingests a 40 containers of cocaine and goes on a coke-fueled rampage.

Just got my spotify wrapped

Biblically accurate fish

they be saying 'it cost $0 to be kind' like being hater ain't free too