You have to understand that this is the hottest thing a man can do

i think if someone shot and killed me i would get out one annoyed “oh come on…” before i fully died

Bro the falcon straight up cannot hear the falconer

Patients should know what the word #preeclampsia is before they are told they have it #AskMeAboutPreeclampsia #PreAM25

Diabetic of Enlightenment Ah, to drink from the well of a user with "Dr." in their display name. Surely this will contain no poison,

perhaps the most universal American experience is your mom being like “wasn’t he such a good dentist? he’s in prison now”

Garden of Earthly Delights

you think there are real eaters that just power through the ozempic

What most irks and irritates me about literary studies the past thirty years is how it’s been systematically eviscerated and there are no secure, full-times jobs for the brilliant PhDs being trained who do the lion’s share of the teaching but hey that’s just me

I’m actually proud of working hard my whole life to subsidize needy families.

Going to Costco on a Saturday just to feel something

They usually say it in different ways like "this class is pointless I shouldn't have to take it" which is subtext you'd notice if you pay attention in humanities classes

Haywain - Closed

you have no idea how cognitively disadvantaged i will allow myself to become

urgent care in a suburban strip mall, please calm down with this name

lots of “stomp-clap” music discourse but not enough on the 2000’s phenomena that I like to refer to as “recruitment rock” bands like Three Doors Down, Avenged Sevenfold and Godsmack that were designed in a lab with the sole purpose of getting young men to join the National Guard