The mathematicians are shaking! Two you black girls from New Orleans have literally debunked a scientific math problem that has been impossible to solve for the last 2000 years. Calcea Johnson and Ne'Kiya Jackson demonstrated that Pythagoras' Theorem can be proven trigonometry!

Breaking: “Muppet History” has been called to account by “Frank Oz Facts,” these are dire times Also name is ‘Joshua’ apparently

just did a deep dive on the muppet history drama and i think the funniest part is someone messaging his wife being like “he belittled people, he told someone they weren’t a real muppet page”

“And the MuppetHistory guy, who did NOT beat the allegations…”

LMAOOOO

Toyotathon pronounced like Jonathan is such a beautiful name for a boy

Me all year cus Charli XCX said “work angles” but I thought she said wear Kangols:

What i wouldnt give to be there 😭😭😭

What the manosphere What it thinks stoicism is: actually is:

2003: guys discover hygiene and start calling themselves metrosexual 2010: guys discover indie music and showering comes to a screaching halt 2024: guys discover showering again and call it looksmaxxing

The women’s march has officially changed it’s name to “the people’s march.” Idk, it’s giving…..

I have too much “least popular friend” trauma to watch lesbian porn. It’ll be called “Three hot sluts explore eachother’s bodies” and I’m like “ok but why didn’t yall invite me? 🥺”

90’s guys: we had to go out into the woods to find a crinkly playboy under like a log 90s lesbians: we made due with the media provided to us. Shout out to my first gf on the cup size page.

Megafauna fact #2: Did you know the giant Megalodon is notorious for it’s large jaw size and also saying things like “I just railed a gas station boner pill….and I gotta keep moving or my gills wont receive oxygen. Wanna help me out? 😏”

Christians are saying LA is on fire because Californians need Jesus, like hurricane Milton didn’t happen in Florida. God used water gun, hydro-pump and Surf on yall too.

Can we do all time out for like 10 minutes? Democrats House Republicans Elon Musk Government of Russia The ILLUMINATI Jesus Christ Taylor Swift

The way my Italian gf reacts to things feels made up

Can someone do that thing where u do my ancestry.com for me but like the racist acoustic version where u just look at my face? What is my hippotype or whatever