We are stranded on the train 20min outside of Penn due to a bridge not closing. Let the snapchatting ensue #theboxcarbitches

Happy Birthday to my smartest/hottest pretend cousin @ruffonmymuff #loveyou

How many is too many party sized Snickers to take from the communal snack bowl at the nail place...

Um, Greenland is huge...

A couple more observations: it's my half birthday & no one has bought me any of the Harry Potter books on tape...yet

Mayonnaise; the glue that holds my Mondays together & the chip crumbs to my sandwich

Sometimes I get these crazy ideas like "I'm going to part my hair on the other side"

"Yeah, let me just clean for the cleaning lady" said everyone, sarcastically.

The sign reads "Pekinese on board" #pikelife

Rocking out at #BostonCalling with JetBlue is.gd/JBBosCallFall2…

“Organize: Putting keys on a key chain can ruin your nails, use a staple remover for help.” Dev Ziggler or we'd just have someone else do it

Ready to dance, drink & eat with @lyssAnne in no particular order or priority #nyc

Sorry if I DM-ed you!! Virus/hacking situation...bleh

I just wrote a review on W WELLINGTON TRENCH yotpo.com/go/vDwruSGO via @yotpo and I'm sharing for a 20% coupon...duh