And the Son of God, you call the Prince of Peace- you want His worshipers, to make your sales increase. And the Son of God, all clothed in righteousness- you want His followers, but not the pacifists. You want your ledgers black- we want our children back.

Dear Switchfoot The people think we should do a split EP where we cover each other’s songs. Let’s make this happen! Five Iron Frenzy , Jon Foreman , Tim Foreman , JeromeFontamillas ϟF ,Chad Butler ϟF

This should never be okay. Ever.

I just told my sister that she was the third best sister in the world!

I need a tattoo that warns me never to eat at Taco Bell again.

Five the Fourth be with you!

I’m going to say it… After much deliberation, I feel that Andor is the best of all of the Star Wars.

The GOOD Donald.

The best way to diffuse preteen angst, in my humble opinion- is to pick up your kid and carry them around the house like a baby.

LET’S GO NUGGETS!!!!!!!!

Let’s go NUGGETS!!! (bandwagon).

For Harrison: 🎂 ❤️ from your pal forever

Just in case you still wanted to- it is not too late to jump on the Broncos bandwagon.

Dear Future Reese, If the serving size, or container for the alcoholic beverage you are drinking- is a bucket- please limit your consumption to just one.