Everyone doing this Venmo report pay it forward shit and I’m over here like I’ll take whatever you wanna give me

I’ve just come to accept the fact that I have no friends

When you excel they made a spreadsheet about you…and that’s a PowerPoint

This is how long Lebron been dominating the league

It’s a full time job trying to be healthy

So much to celebrate…but nothing to be proud of

I gotta stop drinking

Made some big money moves yesterday 👌🏻

I’m stressed

Wish I remembered beyond yesterday. I have the memory of a rock

When the assistant brings you into the room and you sit there for 45 mins waiting for the doctor…just leave me in the waiting room…

People don’t know how to act when you start to make moves. Now y’all wanna be here

My problem is I hate when people never respond to my text

Someone changed my difficulty settings on my life because this shit got hard quick

Never understood how people got poop all over the toilet seat like what are you doing…? Hovering is not necessary

I have a hard time refraining from singing aloud in public spaces

I need to move to Chi-town

Today was the craziest thing! My total at wawa was $13.13 on Friday the 13th! I was like… “I’m going straight home”

#kelceforpresident