it appears that the ump is instigating things here 👀

Facing this $325,000,000 arm a night after facing the $182,000,000 arm is a tough scene for the brewers. Game 3 they’re going to have to face the $700,000,000 guy I think. Or maybe the $136,500,000 guy idk. Anyways incredible Cinderella run for the dodgers. Have to tip the cap👍

i’m “I take 4 tums before eating marinara” years old.

always love supporting my beloved Jays. long time fan over here. thankful for Knockaround® Sunglasses for making these epic shades 😎

me sitting down for an interview with Netflix: I’m sorry, this is for what now?

“I appreciate that they didn’t make me to jump” -RJ's Fro

🍕🍑 katie rose RJ's Fro

the thing about going into the office only a few times a week is that your halloween party usually lands on a day that isn’t Halloween for literally anyone else. so drop offs for the kiddo are always interesting. today she got a Chit drop off.

This is who runs this account

You know what would hurt the most if the dodgers win? dave roberts thinking that he’s actually a good manager. That's what would hurt the most. Except for the other thing. THAT hurts the most. But him thinking he’s a good manager hurts the second most.

typical doc roberts team. I was fearing for my life just witnessing the violence his pitchers are dishing out right now. my kid is crying right now asking me “daddy, why are they doing this????”

sports are dumb anyways

i’m here ready to give Big Miz a beatdown after what he did to our sweet Prince Yu. Eric (No Longer Miserable)

*whispers* managers don’t mean that much to….eh, whatever.

an absolute slap to the face of the Seidler brother who actually had talent and smarts. we’re cooked.

honestly not sure how they don’t sell at this point. they won’t be able to show their faces at the ballpark at all. I mean, not that they ever did anyways.