every since i saw this i literally swear i just calculate Celsius conversions using the 6 train stops

Hi, friends. You may have heard that I am no longer with JLL. If you would like to connect with me via email, please contact me at: [email protected] I look forward to staying in touch.

I AM FINE

The most New York City thing about the earthquake is that I actively felt it, thought "nah it can't be an earthquake, it's the construction guys outside" and then casually went back to doing my hair.

Eric Adams is like New York City is the San Andreas Fault of America

CAN CONFIRM Happy Friday! #NYC #clouds #earthquake

“I have concepts of a plan”

Pro-Prop 1 New Yorkers for Equal Rights says the group has spent $5.1 million on direct voter contact. They add it represents 74% of the campaigns spending after Politico reported a shockingly small percentage was spent on voter contact weeks before the election

Nearly 1k new units in my district since I entered office. 4k to come with AAMUP. Some districts haven't built at all…but I’m the problem because I’m delivering what my community asked for w/ a comprehensive plan? The math ain’t mathing Mihir Zaveri 🤔 nytimes.com/2024/11/21/nyr…

Niggas want you to find John Wick and only paying you 10K….Good Luck on y’all search, man

If Robert Moses loved trains:

May the Force be with you 📷: Craig Fruchtman

The last good thing Indiana produced was the limestone I'm made out of

tfw u become a waiter for your hater ☹️

Alex Pereira’s UFC career turns FOUR years old today ▫️ 12 fights ▫️ 8 finishes ▫️ 6 title wins ▫️ Two division world champion ▫️ 6 world champs beaten ▫️ 8 PPV headliners including UFC 300 ▫️ 3 time UFC champ ▫️ 2024 fighter of the year A hall of fame career in just 4 years 🇧🇷

Boomers with 17 paid off properties watching you take a 50-year mortgage

theyre celebrating the invention of 50 year mortgages