Dinner at my parent’s allotment 💐 I love summer 🌿

English breakfast! First time and the best time! 🍳🥓🫘🍅🍄 made by my silly boyfriend

Whats the worst thing to do to a blind person? Leave the plunger in the toilet.

Shaving <

RT if you measure time by how many songs has played.

Setting up Christmas lights > Taking down Christmas lights

Out of respect for Jacques Kallis the whole team used SANEX roll-on this morning. #Respect #SSCricket

"Can I use your phone to call my mom?" "Yeah, just hit redial."

“Because I'm a Guy: Yeah I'm drunk... ” @TheRealGidd on his birthday:')

Boobs are proof we can focus on two things at once.

Take me back to St Francis❤️

@TheRealGidd @Cailaaa_ shot Gideon😉

Alan Fitzhenry I think you will like this vine ;) #macklemore #remake vine.co/v/h3EtYYIrOpj

I no longer like salt & vinegar flavor after today:') @Cailaaa_ <3 xxx

We think "That's what she said" in our heads all the time, even if we don't say it.

Dear China, guess what... Ground poacher's testicle tea cures everything. Go for it.

Don't expect a "bless you" after your 5th sneeze. Get that shit under control.

“Cause We're Gamerz: Older brothers. ” Myles Kennedy ;)