Hey taxes... 🖕🏻Right here buddy.

Hey LAX Airport newsflash: That complete disaster you call LAXit which you claim is more efficient than curbside Ride App pickup could not be less clear or efficient. Thanks for making it take 30 min just to get over to the lot and an another 15 to even get in an Uber at 2am!

Literally never going to get used to the #earthquakes in SoCal. 😳

Looks like everyone working audio production at The GRAMMYs is getting fired tonight... #GRAMMYs2017 #ShitShow

We were blown away by @i_am_el_mar's Sofar Sounds performance last week! #sofarsounds #sofarnyc Upcoming gigs: virg.in/SofarSounds

Getting excited for Saturday's Earth Day event - "Party For Mother Earth" at @magiccitygpt in… instagram.com/p/BTCpHpwjIeI/

To those who saw me dressed as an eggplant check out ”Telemono" from the one and only Blaire Alise for some answers! youtu.be/nqpkSd6ci2E

Gotta great one coming up on our calendar - The Wild Honey Pie showcase at Northside Festival on 6/9 🐝🐝🐝

Motherfucker, you are the one "not doing a good job", you manipulative lying hack! #NotMyPresident x.com/cnn/status/862…

Yesterday I ate 12 tacos in under an hour at Cascabel Taqueria… So far this summer is going swimmingly. 🌮

Been saying it for quite a while now, but honestly... Fuck 2017. This year has been a motherfucking mess with no sign of letting up.

Haha. What a burn by Jake Tapper 🦅! Bill O'Reilly you may want to just keep your mouth shut from here on out... x.com/jaketapper/sta…

Fact: When I see a dog in the city I stare it right in the eye and whisper “Hi” while completely ignoring it’s owner.

Congrats Alabama for not electing a child molesting, homophobic, racist to the US Senate! Let’s not forget though 48.8% did vote for that walking bag of human waste. The sad thing learned here is almost 1/2 the voters in Alabama are stuck in a sick & outdated version of the US.

Wow... If you have to whine to the entire world on Twitter about how stable and what a genius you are, you are 100% proving you are an unstable fucking idiot. You cannot make this shit up folks. 🤦🏻‍♂️ x.com/realdonaldtrum…

Woke up to no heat in the entire building this morning, and it may be out for weeks!? Apparently there was a gas leak last night? What a great way to start another freezing cold week in New York. At least the rent is cheap... 😒 Con Edison #NoHeat

What an unreal 4th quarter. The New England Patriots are heading to another Super Bowl! I don’t really follow football that closely, but the Pats are consistently amazing to watch. It is nerve-racking to watch all these fourth-quarter comebacks they are constantly pulling off however...

Hey Pharma Bro, I guess that’s Karma bro? 🤷🏻‍♂️They should give this guy another 7 years for just being an overall garbage person. x.com/guardianus/sta…

First there was “Debbie Does Dallas.” Now we’ve got “Stormy Does Dumbass.” 🤦🏻‍♂️ #60Minutes #StormyDaniels #FuckTrump #Literally