Am I allowed to say that I don’t want to be invited to anymore weddings from 2019 onwards? Evening guest at best?

Passionately believe that phone charger thieves are up there with murderers and should be dealt with accordingly

What a vid💎 Switch Southampton elrow

Good to have you back mate! See you in dubai this week 👊

Just caught up on an unreal Dirt Trackers Rugby podcast with James Haskell and Paul Doran Jones - such an interesting bloke! Fair play mate! Well worth a listen

Ansolutely STUNNED to find drake didn’t actually go to Oceana in Soton last night for Tory show! Seen some promo bullshit my time but that was a belter of a rumour

Wasps are complete tosspots.

I dont know if I ever told yall this but, this was right when the acid started kickin in and I couldn't help myself haha so no I wouldn't say I was drunk just trippin balls. MGMT thanx for lettin me groove w you. My face was melting and I felt so fuckin free!!

Dinner date aired tonight, ITV Be, let the abuse continue. Really miss the Watford gap in my gnashers! #dinnerdate #itv instagram.com/p/B0CGkpxHaKd/…

Sausage surprise! Another 12 hours of elrowofficial added to our opening weekend after Friday show has sold out! 5pm to 5am. 🥳🥳🥳 instagram.com/p/B0GSbeXH1S-/…

Christ Paul Machin cash in while you can! X instagram.com/p/B0GY85iHEjk/…

Thank you Lane 8 for spending 85 hours with me this year on Spotify. You are my #1. #spotifywrapped

Hey Channel 4 if this tweet gets 20,000 retweets, will you air the full 2005 Ashes Series?

Best sets/mixes on soundcloud and any wicked film recommendations very welcome - will trade some ideas back! ❤️

Never fails to surprise me how shite most of the daytime resident djs are in dubai - £300 for 4 hours and couldn’t mix a cake - robbery

Is there a moreannoying noise than a moaning American “like he said...then like” dislike

Yeah babbby x.com/switchsoton/st…

Congrats Farnborough Rugby Club - we gave them a better run than the 45-21 scoreline suggests! x.com/hampshirerfu/s…

So many blokes bat well out their league in Dubai!