Tonight in #trowbridge. It’s always a party with @prof_elemental, so if you’re at a loose end, grab a few quid and come along. #chaphop #steampunk #comedy #livemusic #wiltshire #silly #trousers #party #nonsense #rock

When Uncle Shady recommends your song…

Great news. This horrifically fun short film with a “killer soundtrack” (by us) has been selected by Ignite Film Festival. Grab some tickets and go check it out!

Congratulations to the team for receiving a second festival selection for Guiltea.

A third official festival selection for Guiltea, and this time it’s an international one. Killer Teapot is going stateside!

Check out the teaser for the upcoming short from @oliverrogers007 featuring a killer soundtrack by…us! youtu.be/2UVUKy_UMC8 #comedy #horror #shortfilms #nonsense #FilmFestival #killer #teapot #cheese #soundtrack #ost #wiltshire #comingsoon

Tickets to Ignite Film Festival are on sale now. Guiltea, a #comedyhorror short, featuring a #soundtrack by us, will #premiere as part of the schedule on Friday 1 July. Tickets for the day are available at theparadecinema.com/event/69992 #nonsense #shortfilms #comedy #horror #festivals

Great night at Ignite Film Festival for the premier of #Guiltea. It was fantastic to hear our song on the amazing sound system and see our names on the big screen. Lots of films shown last night, but, without bias, Guiltea got the best audience response. #comedy #horror #film

The Guiltea train rolls on. Semi-finalists (best comedy horror) at Lit Scares International Horror Festival. Will it make the final?

You can live stream the awards tonight at facebook.com/litlaughs

Dear Reading & Leeds Fest we’re saddened to hear the news about Rage Against The Machine ★ cancelling their UK dates…but fear not, we’re ready to fill in. We’re rehearsing tonight and everything! #festival #nonsense #UK #Summer #cheese #rock #readingandleeds #RATM #backup

As well as its public release on YouTube, Guiltea will be screened at the Fortean Film Festival tomorrow evening. As long-term readers of Fortean Times, we’re nerding out over this one. Full details are available in the programme irp.cdn-website.com/f7ee72db/files…

WARNING! Terrence Tealeaf has been unleashed upon the world. His murderous rampage has begun. Be prepared. Follow his escapades here youtu.be/MGlZ9PtFduQ (Also, check out the killer soundtrack!) #shortfilm #comedy #horror #nonsense #killer #teapot #murder #Mischief #OST

Hey Phillip Schofield and Holly Willoughby we support you. I mean, you’re British. You would never turn down an opportunity to #jointhequeue. We want you to accept this track as your new theme tune. This Morning ITV Studios therealcheesemakers.bandcamp.com/track/join-the… #nonsense #rock #comedy #queue

We’ve been trying to get a gig with The Sweetchunks Band for bally years. Finally on 5 November, there will be fireworks in Trowbridge. We can’t wait! #nonsense #comedy #rock #trowbridge #wiltshire #livemusic #cheese #chunks #tour #pumprooms #fireworks #remember

The band has now been together for over 30 years, so we entered the Isle of Wight Festival's 'New Blood' competition for a chance to play at this year's festival. Please vote for us! hotvox.co.uk/artist/the-rea… #festival #unsigned #comedy #IsleofWight #rock #vote #competition

We love Eurovision Song Contest time…and things are hotting up now. It’s nice to see that our 2018 entry has has had a lasting impression. BBC Eurovision is pretty much using our song title as its slogan!! #UnitedByMusic #UnitedByCheese #eurovision #comedy #rock youtu.be/dHW0cWxGsSA

4 June is #NationalCheeseDay Take the time to enjoy a slab of your favourite dairy fermentation. While you’re noshing away, put on your copy of Grated Hits and let the cheese consume you. Don’t have a copy yet? Head over to bit.ly/3IUrMu6 #cheese #comedy #music

Mortal beings. Behold the poster for our upcoming headline acoustic show at The Tuppenny in Swindon on 7 December. Supporting is the hilarious Tom Veck. It’s FREE ENTRY. Do please join us. #livemusic #comedy #nonsense #silly #cheeseandtom #christmas #freeentry #swindon

Dear Bryony Page many many congratulations on your success in Paris. As a palaeontologist, you might like our little dinosaur song therealcheesemakers.bandcamp.com/track/in-love-… We’ll have to write a trampolining one next, so you are fully covered. Enjoy!