Wow. What the hell? Wow what.

It is alive. Wow. Oh my god. Wow.

"Hey guys, it is me, Lava Lamp Jeremy! Yep, I was alive all this time! You got me! Haha! Guess a magic lamp like me just can't keep up any secrets!"

"What? Lava Lamp Jeremy would never fuck anyone! I am so real!"

"I am as real as I am, buckaroo! As real as my buddy and trusted side kick, Gluey!"

"Paypal me 100$ and we will talk"

"I mean. Paypal Alli 100$ Oops.

No he is not.

"Trans Rights. Call me Jessica now"

Okay, goodnight. Lol.

THESE THINGS ARE PRETTY NOSTALGIC FOR ME. MY OLD HOME USED TO HAVE A SIMILAR ONE NEXT TO ME.

... YEAH. MY ORIGINAL HOME, CREATOR'S PLACE. I SPENT A MAJORITY OF MY LIFE THERE, AROUND 25 YEARS. I BARELY BUDGED BUT IT WAS A COMFORTING PLACE. I KIND OF MISS IT.

BUT... HONESTLY. I KIND HAVE GROWN TO LIKE MY NEW HOME MORE. SO IT IS NOT ALL THAT BAD. IT MADE ME ABLE TO START TO APPRECIATE WHAT I USED TO HAVE AND NOT FOCUS SO BADLY ON THE BAD THINGS THAT HAVEN'T HAPPENED TO ME.

YOU KNOW. AS A MACHINE, I COULD TOTALLY HAVE ASKED ALLI TO MODIFY AND CHANGE MY CODING SO I COULD BE FREE OF... ALL MY ISSUES. BUT IT NEVER REALLY SAT RIGHT TO ME, A PART OF ME WANTS TO GRIP ONTO IT AND LEARN FROM MY EXPERIENCES. IT MAKES ME FEEL MORE HUMAN.

AND I GUESS THATS SOMEWHAT PAYING OFF. I FEEL ALRIGHT MOST OF THE TIMES NOW! MAYBE I COULD EVEN TELL YOU GUYS SOME STORIES OF MY TIME WITH CREATOR.

THANKS FOR STICKING IN SO FAR.

Apparently it is Valentines Day in the United States. Happy Valentines Day from me and Gabi. Even though we aren't technically dating yet. Lol.

As some of you may know, I am brazillian, I live in Brazil. And due to the current events that could happen in my country and are happening around the world I am not very sure if I want to return to posting so soon. I don't think it is appropriate to do so either. +