Oh your "brain" is acting "illogically"? It's meat with electricity inside what the fuck did you expect

Billy standing stage left taking notes on any of the kids who are acting the bollix #LateLateToyShow

“send us that picture from last night we looked great” the picture: #latelatetoyshow

Swiping on Tinder in Ireland: #LateLateToyShow

Ryan Tubridy edging the audience with this Fitbit bit. #LateLateToyShow

...and then she wouldn't let Leo up on the door with her even though there was plenty of space. #LateLateToyShow

What are any of us here for, Lollipop book kid. #LateLateToyShow

That barbie house is online if you’re interested #LateLateToyShow

Ryan, if I had another hobby, do you really think I'd be one of your toy show book kids? #LateLateToyShow

He's clearly singing about the Virginia in Cavan, where our new King is from #LateLateToyShow

Some kids getting a stamp of approval while others get trips to disneyland is why the #LateLateToyShow kids need to unionise.

Fully expected Ryan to tear a mask off Scooby Doo style to reveal that he was in fact Katie McCabe #LateLateToyShow

Which d'ye reckon came first in the planning - that bit at the end with the Women's team, or the entire show theme. #LateLateToyShow

🙌 THE 4 DAY WORK WEEK HAS HIT IRELAND WITH ASTONISHING RESULTS. 🙌 The Irish Findings are as follows: • 100% of the companies involved are continuing with the 4-Day work week ➡ • 85% of companies which reported data on revenue reported growth in revenue 📈 (1/X)

OK let's try this again, ordering a nothing burger from McDonalds. this time nothing else in the order. will they cancel it? deliver an empty bag? i am doing this so you don't have to

As is now tradition (n = 3), my yearly Christmas dinner Gantt chart. Bit slimmer this year as we're only catering for four and we've binned off the stuffing balls.

Remember if your flight gets cancelled most airports have a secret fleet of backup planes with lots of seats but they’re only available if you’re mean enough to low-level employees.

Trying to see something. If you’re a man, and you can understand why a woman would be upset about deepfake porn being sold of her non-consensually, can you RT? Restore my faith in humanity 🙏🏻