Someday when scientists discover the center of the universe, a lot of people will be unhappy to find out it's not them.

If I was any hungrier right now Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie would adopt me.

I like you so much, that when I see you I get a boner. Not like a penis boner, a boner of the heart. A heart-on. An effection erection.

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"burgitte "I wanna kiss you so bad right now." "what?" "Damn autocorrect, I meant hey""

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Wanneer Habana vir jou die salt&vinegar aangee by die movies!

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Nie hier om vriende te maak nie! Linda Moller

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