One of the stressful parts of gift giving is actually wrapping your presents so here's a tutorial on how to get it done quickly and easily- 1. Measure out a reasonable size of wrapping paper 2. Nope. You goosed that so bad. It's fucked. The whole thing is fucked.

in america, if you fail an assignment, they fire the teacher

Yahoo Sports Shams Charania Bro rigged the draft and now is tryna find ways to “make it better”. These commissioners say whatever in public and then do exact opposite in practice.

it must've taken a long time to jack off all trades

In the name of the Moon, I wish you all, my friends, a Christmas filled with love, peace, and happiness. 🎅🏻🎄🎁🌕✨️ #sailormoon #セーラームーン #merrychristmas

putting my glasses on to watch a movie

A Christmas Classic 🤣🤣

It’s not hard. Follow the NHL. The NBA is led by a moron, who had dug this trade himself. He’s in bed with every gambling agency there is, promoted 5 teams, allows his refs to treat star players COMPLETELY differently, has done nothing about flopping, and doesn’t let you even

Tomorrow when I wake up and see lots of gifts under my tree

Sailor Moon S (1994)

The Avs have the most points ever at the Holiday Break. Will they break Boston’s record-setting season in 2022-23?

Merry Christmas! 🎄🎅🎁

It's the most wholesome day of hoops all year 🎄 NBA Christmas Day is here 🎁

Charles Barkley calls out Roger Goodell "The NFL got greedy and started adding Christmas games. We used to have this day to ourself but Roger Goodell and them pigs at the NFL always want to hog every day of the week now. ... Christmas is an NBA day." 😳 (Via Marc Stein )