"And of course it took a woman to give a sensible explanation."

"Women coming up with clever explanations that doesn't revolve around their own genitals."

"You say that as if I ever touched you voluntarily."

"Not exactly the cleverest creature, but they do have their uses, don't they?"

"Down, boy."

"And the occasional whipping boy to release frustration."

"It wasn't an offer." Cersei stated, and with a nod of her head, the Mountain's towering form slowly emerged from the shadows in the corner of the room.

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𝑲𝑰𝑵𝑮𝑺𝑳𝑨𝒀𝑬𝑹 . ´ˎ˗ 𓃬 𝘦𝘹𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘥 𝘸𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘦𝘳 . 𓃬 𝘧𝘢𝘮𝘪𝘭𝘪𝘢𝘳 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘎𝘖𝘛 𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘦 . 𓃬 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘣𝘢𝘴𝘦𝘥 // 𝘤𝘢𝘯𝘰𝘯 𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘺𝘢𝘭 . 𓃬 𝘴𝘦𝘦𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘴𝘭𝘴 & 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘴 . — ↻ & ❥ —

Winterfell never looked so good.

You, if you don't lower your voice this early in the morn. Mother has a hangover, dear.

Best way to shut brats up.

"Can you blame me?" She arched a brow.

Cersei ignored her brat and yelled for more wine.

"Water?" She huffed with indignation. "I carried you inside me for nine moons and this is the thanks I get?"

Annoyance swelled in her chest for a moment as she stared at her brat through narrowed eyes before waving him off with a dismissive hand. "If you're not going to be useful, leave mother be."

"I mistook you for Joffrey, that's why."

. . . "Go away, dear. Mother has a headache."