December is in a few days Time flies when your life is falling apart

Well that’s not very in love with me of you

Turns out I don’t have 10 gym crushes I am just ovulating

Too nice for a toxic relationship, and too toxic for a nice relationship

I’ve never been to Hell but I do work retail on Black Friday sooooooo…

What are you doing this weekend? Laying in bed dealing with the crippling burnout I face during the week

Me in my 30’s: I could never date a younger man Me in my 40’s: Come here sugar

I be checking my phone like someone cares about me

During ovulation week I gotta start locking my phone in a box and chaining myself to my bed

Wishing I was at the NFR saving a horse

You never realize how lonely you are until you’re sick af and have no one to take care of you

don't trust a man just enjoy time with him

Have an interview for a promotion in two weeks and I am so nervous

The tattoo thirst is real

I try and be a good person, but then someone pulls out in front of me going slow af and I gotta try again tomorrow

We went from December 1 to the 15 in like three days

This year is almost over. Not all our friends and family made it. Don’t take the people you love for granted

Right after Christmas 3 teenage boys boys are going to ask you for a sleepover. It’s imperative you say NO, unless you want to have sewage spill into your hallway and pay $800 for a plumber

Just changed out of my day pajamas to my night pajamas. Life is good