PRIMETIME TRAV 🏹

The amount of broncos fans starting fights in the parking lot is diabolical

Send help. She’s probably out ho ho ho-ing.

I remember the roar of the crowd VIVIDLY during this!

My NYE plans? Glad you asked! Theraflu, NyQuil, an eddy and an 8pm bedtime 🤧🤒😷

Happy new year yall. We made it! Here’s so vids to either make you laugh or cry. You’re welcome. youtube.com/@scarletpokemo…

Fuck the flu and TGIF 😘

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I made her do lots of KC things today. And we drank beer. 🍺

Whose dick do I gotta suck to get a Trader Joe’s in the Northland?!?

Resisting arrest is not an offense that should be punishable by death. Fuck 🧊 and fuck you if you support them. Also, don’t announce your departure here because I DON’T GIVE A FUCK.

3 of my favorite things : cut water, Eddy and KU bball. Best Saturday night 🫶

Today’s mood = extra spicy 🌶️

That lock screen tho 💅

Don't want you in my bloodline, yuh Just wanna have a good time

Jinkies! You’re not fooling anyone!

Anyone wanna share their HBO max password with me? 😁

All I can think about is a sunny, 75 degree day with a cold beer at Kauffman. Like, I NEED it.