Y’all very young, but there was a time when we used to spend money buying ringtones, and now I’ve had my phone on silent for like seven years.

This is how it should be. Synchronized systems set to help children succeed.

& we do NOT tell little black children to stay out the sun because they’ll get darker.

Cause ain't nothing bigger than the program.. And it's me, I'm the program

A flat stomach is the best accessory you can have. It IS the outfit.

open the fucking schools

Hey Arnold is really one of the best cartoons ever

Almost done packing 🙂 sike lol

This is why as a man, you need to marry a woman who is truly really interested in your daily well-being (AKA love you for you) over anything else.

this might sound weird but i absolutely LOVE when i can smell someone’s laundry outside. lol

It’s been so much traffic. 🙂

It should come NATURALLY for a man to want to have fun with you, take you out, feed you, do nice things for you, and compliment you. You should never have to teach someone to do that.

leave after the first red flag because it never gets better.

bro i love laughing. So bad omfg. im the laugh.

When you're not premenstrual, nor menstruating, nor ovulating, nor postmenstrual. The best two days of the month.

What’s the science behind a man missing you after you post a new pic? Like you been knew I was fine. lol I don’t get it.

And ? 🤣

7 elevens are everywhere.

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