mushrooms, spinach, green beans, bokchoy, pork belly 😎

legitimately never been more tempted by a dog treat in my life

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yo did you guys know that there's a *fourth* wayside school book???

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wayside_S…

what kind of odin-ass omen is it if i see two crows just staring at me when i leave the house

added salmon 😎

portland has the densest concentration of any city i’ve ever been in of women who look like they could be the protagonist of a quirky indie rom-com

didn’t even use frozen veggies this time 😎

LISAN AL GAIB

hello friends please enjoy a new podcast episode where i talk to Amanda Ngo about the ideal parent figure protocol for attachment repair, preconquest consciousness, various and sundry other topics

youtube.com/watch?v=bMsGHp…

carrot sticks. ayfkm

this is completely wrong. smooth curves can have any length, including rational ones. this argument doesn’t distinguish a circle from any other smooth curve

everyone has completely misunderstood what i was trying to say here. the point is i have no idea how to evaluate the claim “person X goes to great lengths to avoid talking about subject Y” if i don’t fucking know who person X is!

this kind of tweet is immensely frustrating to me b/c nobody ever names any fucking names. who are you talking about??? i see people talking about sacredness regularly

Patrick McKenzie So funny story about American kanpo.

There is a certain segment of old people that are lonely and go to the doctor mostly to talk to someone.

They want something prescribed for some mostly imagined malady.