Q: What is the name of the first electricity detective? A: Sherlock Ohms Pretty sure that is funnier than Aristocrats joke I don't get.

Experiment results: When a zombie cat screams for brains, it just comes out "meow." Kind of a bummer. #ZombieCat

Knock Knock. Who's there? Albert. Albert who? Albert you thought I was gonna say Einstein. #BoyGenius

I can deduce complex quantum formulas off top of my head, but I still can't get three stars on level 3-14 of Angry Birds! Life is weird.

Your momma is so fat, she makes an up quark seem like a top quark! #QuantumHumor #SorryMoms

I'm tweeting underneath the covers. I may be a quantum genius, but mom is a "knowing when i'm not asleep" genius. #StillGrounded

In class. Why does every guy wear bermuda shorts and flip flops? And whats a Jack Johnson? Is he a chemist? That's my weakest link. #college

Dont understand why a theoretical physicist of my stature should be forced into taking Intro to Lit. Gatsby is barely in this book! #college

I'm hungry. Wish my future Nobel Prize was made out of chocolate. Or a flattened spaghetti composite. #College #BoyGenius

They found the missing Bronx Cobra. I hope he still continues to Tweet. That snake is funnier than Paul Erdős after a couple of brandys!

When my theories are fully realized, I will be the most famous Indianan since the guy who invented Papa Johns! #Rivalries #BoyGenius

I hit 100 followers. Thanks guys! That is 100 more than Einstein ever had! #BoyGenius

Papa Johns is the francium of chain pizza establishments! Gross. My pizza chain is gonna be as dependable as a noble gas. #Rivalries #Pizza

Crap. A couple more neighborhood dogs went missing. I want to believe it's aliens or a rabid cult but... #OccamsRazor #ZombieCat

The eyes of Dr. T. J. Eckleburg really remind me of perturbative string theory. Was F Scott Fitzgerald into theoretical physics? #College

For an April Fools joke, this Gmail Motion seems awfully plausible. I could use a Kinect to get that going in about two hours. #Underwhelmed

Experiment results: Approximately 42.5% of students are missing from class today. Is April Fool's eve a thing? #College #Holidays

@tarshedrc theres no ending in site for pi or the endless list of straight to dvd american pie sequels. I'm not even allowed to watch those

I may be only 12 so naive on this, but do people like Homer Simpson really populate the workforce of nuclear reactors? Seems dangerous!

Do you think Einstein ever had that dream where he was back in middle school, only naked? My guess is nightly, that hack! #JK #SorryAl