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Jacob Barnett

@pwningeinstein

I'm a 12 year old science genius who is working on smashing current theories regarding relativistic physics. I also like pizza.

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calendar_today30-03-2011 20:53:21

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Q: What is the name of the first electricity detective? A: Sherlock Ohms Pretty sure that is funnier than Aristocrats joke I don't get.

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I can deduce complex quantum formulas off top of my head, but I still can't get three stars on level 3-14 of Angry Birds! Life is weird.

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I'm tweeting underneath the covers. I may be a quantum genius, but mom is a "knowing when i'm not asleep" genius. #StillGrounded

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In class. Why does every guy wear bermuda shorts and flip flops? And whats a Jack Johnson? Is he a chemist? That's my weakest link. #college

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Dont understand why a theoretical physicist of my stature should be forced into taking Intro to Lit. Gatsby is barely in this book! #college

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They found the missing Bronx Cobra. I hope he still continues to Tweet. That snake is funnier than Paul Erdős after a couple of brandys!

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When my theories are fully realized, I will be the most famous Indianan since the guy who invented Papa Johns! #Rivalries #BoyGenius

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Papa Johns is the francium of chain pizza establishments! Gross. My pizza chain is gonna be as dependable as a noble gas. #Rivalries #Pizza

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Crap. A couple more neighborhood dogs went missing. I want to believe it's aliens or a rabid cult but... #OccamsRazor #ZombieCat

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The eyes of Dr. T. J. Eckleburg really remind me of perturbative string theory. Was F Scott Fitzgerald into theoretical physics? #College

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For an April Fools joke, this Gmail Motion seems awfully plausible. I could use a Kinect to get that going in about two hours. #Underwhelmed

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Experiment results: Approximately 42.5% of students are missing from class today. Is April Fool's eve a thing? #College #Holidays

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@tarshedrc theres no ending in site for pi or the endless list of straight to dvd american pie sequels. I'm not even allowed to watch those

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I may be only 12 so naive on this, but do people like Homer Simpson really populate the workforce of nuclear reactors? Seems dangerous!

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Do you think Einstein ever had that dream where he was back in middle school, only naked? My guess is nightly, that hack! #JK #SorryAl