I am NEVER AGAIN looking into my neighbors window. I just saw him BUTTERBALL NAKED!! SIR IM SORRY FOR INVADING YOUR PRIVACY (but really blinds fully open with the lights on?!?)

Not gonna lie I relate more to juicy than tia tamera

How is Zendaya so pretty

My discover weekly not predicting I would be obsessed with Rico Nasty this week but suggesting Taylor swift to me feels like a hate crime

If you’re a man DONT YOU EVER CALL ME MIJA

Places that close after midnight what happens when it’s daylight savings time? Do they have to stay open for longer or shorter on those days? Do the employees get mad that suddenly it’s 11 again and they have to wait an hour more?

Favorite Juan quote of the day “she’s a bit...goth. Wait! Is that insensitive!”

This lady asked me if my aunt was my mommy which made me deeply uncomfortable but she also said I was “ah. strong as a bull.” So I think we’re cool now

Thanks YouTube ad but I think I figured it out my sophomore year of high school

Yea Juan we know. Figured that out when you broke out with a fever and got sick when I went to Mexico for a week

Somebody knock me out I just want to go to bed.

Maybe it’s cause it’s 4 am but I want to change my name

😨 I think I just saw a girl getting fucked on tik tok live

She was definitely getting fucked 😨

Me voy a poner bien peda

Missing the churro king 💔