I still watch this Norm segment every couple of weeks because it exhibits the best comedic timing I've ever seen

It’s the greatest gig in the world, being alive. You get to eat at Denny’s, wear a hat, whatever you wanna do. — Norm Macdonald, 2017

When Norm Macdonald met Bob Dylan, a since-deleted thread that I just love 1/15

The Bill Simmons Podcast right after the JFK assassination

Fuck fentanyl

Stand up has gotten so fucking awful

Damn, they are already giving the Chiefs soft calls. Not even trying to hide the favoritism

Draymond Green is the basketball equivalent of the bad little with semingly no parents running around Chuck E. Cheese hitting all of the other kids with his toys

The media decided to devote more attention and airtime to women’s basketball and it’s caused an all out race war

Love the trade for Houston

I know this observation has already been made, but the biggest dudes at the gym barely actually lift. They do one 3 rep set with an ungodly amount of weight, grunt so loud it vibrates the room then stand around for the next hour talking to the other gigantic guy in tiny clothes

I thought people acquiring service dogs to help their anxiety was a bit much, but Pedro Pescal needing to grope pregnant married women to calm is nerves is a con I can respect

It’s almost like the Charlie Kirk comments aren’t the actual issue, and the real plan is to shut down any, and all dissenting voices. We are barreling into authoritarianism. Where are all my constitution defending, free speech warrior patriots at?

This administration has me defending Jimmy Fallon, and agreeing with Tucker Carlson. I need to throw on a Norm Macdonald highlight tape and get back to my roots

As a city we should make a plan that if you see CJ Stroud in public you throw some food on him. Nothing criminal, no violence, nobody showing up at his house, but there needs to be repercussions for his play. Just pour some marinara sauce on him, and call it a day

Beautiful