“Just for the record I strongly recommend against doing this as it was all I could do to avoid getting flattened before help finally arrived

“Yes, but then so is a tree.”

“Groot s’not an actual tree.”

“I’m fairly certain a fern could outsmart you and s’not even a proper plant.”

“S’jumped up moss, more or less, no seeds or flowers.”

“They’ve a vascular system do not entirely.”

“Funny, went green myself for the same reason.”

“Both, definitely both but meant the first bit.”

//I named my daughter Nyah. I struggled with the spelling as I didn’t want people to pronounce it Knee-uh. //

//my Jess is currently benched but this about sums her up except that she never gets credit. Every day her feet hit the ground and she’s not a supervillain she’s beating her own brain, and she’s a damn HERO think about that//

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//and here’s me not working. Ugh.//

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