I can't stop listening to the song ORANGE SODA it is boss like that #ORANGESODA

promise holmes KidrauhlHaze

I'm on a smelly school bus with sweaty 6th 7th 8th graders listening to orange soda

Unicorn song.!!!!! Pink fluffy unicorns dancing on rainbows (repeat until you loose your mind) :)

Dumb & Dumber is so dumb Jim Carrey is so halerious and so is Jeff Daniels but it is an extremely dumb movie promise holmes

Me and fat cat be like sup

A snake just bit my eye! appstore.com/dumbwaystodiey

That's the last time I use my private parts as piranha bait: appstore.com/dumbwaystodie

I got 68964 points while escaping from a Giant Demon Monkey. Beat that! bitly.com/TempleRun2iOS

Dick had her like. vine.co/v/Mi23lDbatMz

I just got killed by a toaster: appstore.com/dumbwaystodiey

Oh... that's what that red button does: appstore.com/dumbwaystodie

Cray cray

Love the Razzles

When life gives you lemons you make orange juice and leave the world wondering how you did it

Guess what... IM SO BOARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Kik me I'm mr.gummybears12345

JK

Hey aunt ju ju

What I'm thinking at school Me: stop screaming you saw your friend yesterday Me: oh my god if you don't walk faster Me: I'm so hungry