I believe an excess of high praise encourages mediocrity. Nevertheless, I would be remiss if I did not offer my thoughts on the film Tender Nothings. It was adequate.

There is nothing quite like watching a man reload his arms to turn you off action movie trailers forever.

I believe firmly in approaching any task you take on as a chance to SHINE. To show the world your true artistry. Anything less than that is an insult I take personally.

I see Tommy Phelps has signed on to "direct" another film. Just what the world needs, more computer generated explosions.

I love a good summer blockbuster. I've just never SEEN one. Any recommendations? Try not to disappoint.

Today, a student claimed that reality shows such as America's Most Eligible are trash. I disagree. Anything that shines a harsh, unforgiving light on the petty drama and mediocrity of humankind is valuable... It reminds us of who we really are. #realtalk

Bringing this back since I had the misfortune to witness this yet again. It never ends, does it? x.com/ProfessorHunt/…

Being surrounded by people who define themselves by their 'brand' is a circle of hell unto itself. #juststop

Best movie released this summer? Discuss.

I suppose a trip to Hawaii could be considered relaxing... if one weren't so keenly aware of the harmful potential for excessive sun exposure.

Congratulations and some parting words to recent graduates: The real world will not be as forgiving as I am.

One man's hero is another man's villain. Keep that in mind as you write your protagonists... and antagonists. #LeBron #NBAFinals

Another week, another summer quote-unquote blockbuster. I'll stick to the Criterion Collection, thank you. #IsItAwardsSeasonYet

Josh, no distancing yourself from #FantasticFour now not after you put your name in the credits and waited for the bad reviews. #AlanSmithee

Finally, a game that deserves to be on a SMART phone. Perhaps I'll write the next storyline for Pixelberry's Choices