I created this meme today to commemorate my current state of grading. How's it going for you, #AcademicTwitter? The PhD Story @ReadTheSyllabus #professorprobs

TFW a student submits their paper a week late with no explanation, no acknowledgement of the outreach you made to see if they were okay, and then wonders why they didn’t earn full credit. #professorproblems #highereducation #paidtograde #tgif

Can someone direct me to a really good abyss? I need to do some screaming, and I’m looking for a prime location.

Students think they're so smart w/ their subtle attempts at manipulation. Asking for an exception, and writing at end of email "Thank you for teaching. I appreciate all you do." But NEVER saying that in other contexts. I'm MUCH more likely to say 'no' to such attempts.

For the love of all that is holy. If the professor gives you a template for an assignment, USE THE TEMPLATE FOR THE ASSIGNMENT!!!!!!!! #professorproblems

Ummmmm… thoughts?

I wonder why prominent anti-vaxxers keep dying of Covid. Any ideas? 🧐

Asked my Contemporary Art students to name some significant historical events that marked the 1960s, among Woodstock and Civil Rights I got the Great Depression and Disco. Mea culpa, I asked for it. #professorproblems

If Tiger Woods can play the Masters with a hurt leg, I can finish this crossword puzzle drunk.

A senior at my university recently asked me where the library is.

I provided my students with a sample of the short research paper they have to write for me. One student, thinking I wouldn't notice, put her name on the sample paper and turned it in.

Anyone remember when you could just play Snood and it felt reproductive? Take that throwback.

Things some senior history majors don't know: Who gave the 'I Have A Dream' speech Who wrote the Dec of Independence What is in the 1st Amend to the US Constitution What was Napoleon's last battle What Rosa Parks is famous for Which countries were allied with France in WW1

How much do you pay to park, profs? 👀

My new favorite thing is iPhone adding words to my sentences, even changing words completely when they are not wrong.