A tautology....

Under the spreading chestnut tree...

Deadly...

Thanks, Dave. I don't think the quantity was less than usual.

Pizza for one

'Probably', as in 'definitely not'
Carlsberg

Hmm. Was I expecting a 56% increase? You tell me!

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