It's getting late

I'm like a whisker away from disappearing and just never posting here again so if that happens I love you and it was fun knowing you

I hadn’t realised until recently how many people thought I was a fucking moron

never forget I was only ever trying to help

Two day spirals for fun and profit

sad boys don't fold

purge the retarded from your timeline

Giving up on your friends right before your loyalty is rewarded is unfortunate

i have never seen a good victory lap go unpunished

we're too busy trying to unearth alpha for our users to leak alpha about our users

every time an app goes down you now have to ask yourself is this a malicious attack or did some engineer's clanker go rogue

They’re really tweeting "yo, who up 🚀 on they enemy?”

If you’re into being bearish because everybody hates crypto, pivot to being bearish because missiles are flying in the Middle East

Is Iranian agents slamming smol explosive drones into very visible buildings the military equivalent of spoofy flashing giant sell walls in the orderbooks

Redo this as an OpenClaw joke for 10x the engagement

couple of weeks max we are talking about something else entirely again whether that's cos America have finished destroying shit or it has fizzled out

If I take supplements with my ubereats it cancels out the death right? right