This is your regular reminder that if you want to understand the world, you should spend less time on news, op-eds, “the discourse”, or anything else that involves “being caught up”, and more time reading stuff written before you were born.

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The fact that I truly believe there are SEVEN different color pairings that are potentially tier 1 to play at the moment in Lorcana is kinda amazing. Good job Disney Lorcana for making a well rounded game. Nothing is without flaw, but this has been an awesome year.

The EU continentals is over & in the end it was a RP vs GP finals! Here’s the finalists lists. RP wins in a hard fought BO5. Big congrats Domingo Martinez 🔴🟣 & Michele Assirelli 🟢🟣 #lorcana

Introducing Garrick! A Lorcana player, content creator, and aspiring caster who began his Lorcana journey with the release of Ursula's Return. Since then, he has been a dedicated Ruby Amethyst player who was able to earn a Let It Go during his first DLC in Seattle!

War will not result in all your political fantasies being magically fulfilled. It will result in your net worth halving overnight, your family and friends becoming rabid jingoists, and a letter in the mail ordering you to report for military service on pain of imprisonment.

Lol @ Jeff having the highest pick rate and second lowest win rate on console

Colonize Mars. Make the Moon a computer.

One of the complaints I heard from Worlds Players is that there isn't a sufficient simulator for Super Sealed, welp. Here is a very quickly thrown together sim for y'all (and myself lol) steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/fi…

We're back! High probability diablo pop off + undermine as a 1 card pete enabler. Improvise should probably find its way in and more ways to protect Pete from the board. Ratigan is probably bad but inkable.

one piece of propaganda i refuse to fall for is the notion that someone’s worst moments are their “true colors”. this is nothing more than an entropy fetish. makes it easier to write off grace & growth as fake while clinging to the decay of character

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propaganda would be such a beautiful name for a baby girl

'Mars' is shorthand for cascading extraterrestrial techno-economic infrastructure.

You know it’s the week before a new set releases because everyone is dooming about how unplayable the new format will be even though there haven’t been any major events yet or even a full spoiler 🤦.

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