the first thing i think of when i see a black cat is "omg that's a pretty cat" not "omg that cat is gonna curse a spell on me" wtf yall be on

Me in my full Halloween costume with 0 plans but still keepin' it cute x

Not a great psychic.

Y’all. I just....

how can the sink and the toilet be combined ?????? AND WHY IS THE WINDOW THERE.

Here’s Larry the Downing Street cat (Larry the Cat) catching a pigeon in front of the waiting press this morning...

Yeah I do marathons The marathons:

Six months ago I said “bees are lovely aren’t they?” to my mum...

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Why does my dog keep locking himself in living room?? Then acts surprise when he can’t get out...

Why does my brother take the piss out of me on the group chat every time I post on LinkedIn. 😂😭

anybody who’s managed to get to the end of the pandemic without buying a dog, getting engaged or having a baby should receive £1000 each for this great feat of resistance

Think the picture I put on Instagram earlier got a bit out of control🏠😭

Sorry I can’t continue watching. I’m sat here having a heart attack that #LoveIsland had the audacity to dump Shannon 3 minutes in. How can I enjoy the rest of this show?