men who work out 5+ days a week and don’t have a strict diet

He gon die

Taking a date to Joey DTLA is dangerous!!!

I wanna go down south and hang with real black ppl for the weekend…

Iran is that girl in HS who didnt mind fighting anybody, even if she loses

y'all be fine until i see "5 videos for $25"

Yall need to show yall boyfriends face so we can know who NOT to fuck

If I pay you for photos, I don’t have to tag you… I may do it anyway, but don’t you dare jump in my inbox talking about what I HAVE to do… yall photographers are losing yall Minds!!!

They got paid! … i thought money was the goal

!!!!!

Me to kids at the grocery store:

The black ones always keep their mouths shut, and the white ones always take them for everything they got

Nvm

So ponky

The minute you follow a gay politician back, they write you in vanish mode… Go Change the world, Freaky Frog

Everything is funny JB Tejada The Prince 😂

For a second i thought Blue said fuck that tour

Can’t believe I’ve done seven different 75-minute stand up comedy shows That people trusted me and my comedy enough to buy tickets to That’s the coolest shit ever and I’m really grateful

My nigga!!!

“Hey bestie, come on my show and talk about how poor you are and how I watched you struggle”