Free and fair elections look stressful.

When the President of Zimbabwe says he has no doubts a leader will serve his country... You. Should. Have. Doubts.

Staying in power indefinitely is the ultimate African hustle. Let's hope that William Samoei Ruto, PhD has what it takes. #kenyaelections2022

Real leaders declare elections null and void before election day, not after. #kenyaelections2022

In my country, this behaviour gets you promoted to Vice President. Just ask my son!

This seems like as good a time as any to point out that I am now the world's longest serving leader.

Museveni and I have invested heavily in authoritarianism, and look how that's impacted poverty rates in our countries!

A real dictator never apologises. #DictatorRules

I don't allow my citizens any other choice.

Wishing the other candidates luck in Sunday's presidential election. They'll need it.

My family has the right to vote early and often. #DictatorRules

Am I doing democracy correctly?

It's hard to believe I've been this popular for 40+ years... Election outcomes: 1982: 95.8% 1989: 99% 1996: 97.9% 2002: 97.1% 2009: 95.4% 2016: 93.7% 2022: 94.9%

There is much corruption in Zimbabwe. But nowhere else in Africa, so please stop looking. 🙏🏿

Africa's Big Men must stand together in times of crisis (for us)!!

Bongo's critics fail to appreciate how hard it is to enjoy US$40 million in foreign real estate when under house arrest in your impoverished country.

Stealing $6.2m is a slow day where I'm from.

I keep being asked if I know where Paul Biya is. Look, dictators concern themselves with knowing the exact whereabouts of their citizens, not each other. #Cameroon