Give it to me. Gimme that stuff, that funk, that sweet, that funky stuff.

The blacker the berry the sweeter…the goose 😜

Imagine you get to heaven and everybody is just fuckin horses and dogs and shit aha

I love Michael McDonald

Happy belated birthday, Hitler.

Me and my wife were driving and she said, “the gas light is on.” And I said, “NO it is NOT, you stupid BITCH.”

I need a noise machine but it’s just Stephen Wright telling jokes and sounds of rainfall.

Lily a geniuz

here's what you would look like if you were hack and chinese

lmrao

Very adorable 👍 dad 👨

Most autistic race?

Pwaying Fortnite

Sometimes I get scared I’ll die while
I’m pooping

Saw this old photo on my friends Facebook page. Lots changed.

My penis is in there, Neo. And you will feel it…if you want to.

Got a good nice 8-hour sleep :)

At the dentist Ben Avery

God called. He said, “have a gangster night 😎” um, yes. I think I shall 🤓