Red Player: yellow for punching 🟨 Me: Red for a little push🟥 Horrific officiating.

Da suicide isn’t Da answer!

Got my sleeve finished today ✌🏻

Nobody warned me, So Mandem I’m warning you, Do not sneeze while you’re pissing, Your willy will fall off, I’m going hospital now with my willy in my pocket, The wife’s livid. F’s in the chat.

A hat-trick and goal of the season so far for our Barney 🔥🔥🔥

Our new partnership with Muted 🧡🖤

Come down and watch SUCF face their first league team Long Eaton Pythons.

CONFERENCE LEAGUE WINNERS! 🏆 #CFC | #UECLFinal

FIFA CLUB WORLD CUP WINNERS!!! 🏆

Undeserved 2-0 12:30 win, clean sheet, top of the league, rivals crying about the ref. That’ll fucking do me

🚨❌First offside error by VAR in the 2025-26 Premier League season. 📸Ouattara, who was standing in an offside position at the moment of the touch by Ajer, attempted to play the ball, having an impact on Reece James. 👉This is an offside offence under Law 11.

Cobhams Kids 2-1 Billion Pound Bottlejobs

The perfect video exists.

Liverpool have just got to stop buying players and players have got to stop signing for Liverpool

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Chelsea get a third. 🔵 3-2 ⚒ (90')

78’ Goal First chance the hosts have had all night and the score Sandiacre Town FC 1-0 #GMWFC

Super sub Barney Watson 🙌🙌 With a peno save from Perry Mcgrath!!! #upthesaints

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