michael miller (@praxis42) 's Twitter Profile
michael miller

@praxis42

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calendar_today18-03-2011 02:34:21

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The Holocaust was legal. Slavery was legal. Segregation was legal. The brave woman who cared for and hid my 6 year-old aunt in an attic in Budapest was a criminal. She broke the law by sheltering Juden. Legality is not a guide for morality.

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How can the beautiful, serene, innocent face of a child belong to the same sarcastic, back-talking & whiney person that makes you so crazy?

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Told 4yr old - stop pulling the stuffing out of a pillow. He looks me dead in the eye & says "Ok" & then he pulls another handfull out. WTF?

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granma hates when her fone rings @ her. Granma hates xmas songs. Granma put xmas carols on her fone 4 ringtones. .... WTF???

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Kids made a gingerbred train last nite. they wernt eating the candy, they were accidentally putting it n their mouths chewing & swollowing.

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Kids CAN'T sleep w/ lights out - scared of the dark. Kids WON'T sleep w/ lights on - they wanna play. & they wonder y their parents r crazy?

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1st time baby says "dad", u tear-up w/ joy & hug her tight. 3 yrs later, its only word she nos. It makes u want to bury head n sand & scream

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Every nite, same thing: Kids eat ur dinner. were not hungry Eat dinner! not hungry Eat dinner! not hungry Time 4 bed. daaaad, were starving!

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Broken leg-- Wk 1: denial & pain meds Wk 2: determination 2 ovrcom Wk 3: boredom Wk 4: sick, sick, SICK OF IT. GET IT OVER W/ ALREADY!!!

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So nice when u learn from mistakes. Yesterday we striped kids down to their underwear b4 letting em paint. So messy. But cute.

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Job insanity: coworker-vry angry-asks why some1 (I have never met & works n an entierly dif division), made a mistake? & waits 4 me 2 answr?

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Cute: Last nite my son asked me why his sister was sick and how long she was gonna b sick, he was sad cuz he wanted to play with her.

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Either I'm confused or my son is: I never knew that I wanted a school bus... 4 some reason my son spends a lot of time telling me that I do.

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If I'm already doing 5 over the speed limit. I don't care how much u rub my bumper, or juke lft & rt. I'm not going to speed any faster.