God bless Pusha

The sweetest girl

I was truly blessed to have spent the amount of time with Ozzy that I did. He loved his fans and cared deeply about what we thought. He never took us for granted. I'm forever grateful for having known him. All of my love to Sharon, Kelly, Jack, Aimee, Louis, Elliot and Jessica.

Can’t decide if my birthday supper should be a steak, crab cake, or a stuffed crust pizza.

Kind of want this lady to beat the fuck out of me until I cum on my thigh

your english teacher and your gym teacher are getting married 🧨

Hell yeah my algorithm is back to nothing but porn instead of Charlie Kirk.

Welp, got this thing coming up soon October 7th

“A Humble Offering” goes live on Netflix October 7 2025. It’s up now if you want to save it on the watch later thing or whatever

If Burger King releases a colored whopper you know my white ass is gonna get it.

Hank Hill went over to Saudi Arabia and made money? That’s it I’m done with him.

I may be on channel 6 in the Philadelphia area at 10pm

Turned into Dobby the house elf

Having some serious Skankfest FOMO. Hope y’all have living it up!

Whenever she meows at me I say “quiet piggy”

I’m nasty like that.

Thinking about opening up a Mexican Halal fusion restaurant and called it Inshallahdas.

My Ravens fan friend just called me a flag twirler and that’s a Harry Potter level slur

I just know Jeff Dye is somewhere rn desperately trying to come up with a banger tweet that involves ice and women driving