Every time this advert came on my mum would make a joke that she should instead be seeking financial compensation from whoever did that to her fringe.

Drive To Survive did Nyck De Vries so dirty, dedicating a whole episode to his cleaning routine, the contents of his fridge, playing in a carpark, and slagging off Yuki, then highlighting everything that led to him getting cut mid season.

Yes I love Carlos Sainz and yes I specifically love Carlos Sainz at Ferrari but you know what I love the most? Chaos.

And Lewis Hamilton moving to Ferrari in 2025 is exactly that, chaos.

Teo knows what he wants and I respect it.

Unfortunately I am not the girl for him.

I love small bands that no one's ever heard of, not because I like to gatekeep or because I think it makes me look cool, but because I like buying gig tickets for £15

Happy Birthday to the wonderful Katie!! Hoping you have the most spectacular day today! Sending you lots of love!! ❤️❤️❤️

I need to see a behind the scenes of Taylor Swift changing the Better Than Revenge lyrics #SpeakNowTaylorsVersion

TikToks Rhiannon sends me: Always relevant, always make sense
TikToks Jess sends me: Almost always relevant, sometimes don't make sense, but in a way I understand
TikToks Shannon sends me: Never relevant, mostly make sense if you understand Shannon
TikToks Leah sends me:

Mildly disappointed we didn't get a 10 minute version of Dear John where she calls John Mayer the C word, but Speak Now (Taylor's Version) is still nice I guess #SpeakNowTaylorsVersion

I said 'work' and ASOS came through with a safety pin and a dream

'Vibes: Pride isn't!'

Had a lovely game of pool at the pub with an older man who said we could call him uncle Bill or Pops, we opted for just Bill

Realised I may have overdone it on the dry shampoo when my stepdad looked at me with concern and asked why I looked so 'dusty'

If I ever get kidnapped and they intend to keep me alive for 10+ hours, how do I politely ask that we pop back home so I can swap my contact lenses for glasses?