NFL to Fly Russian Flag at Games, Finally Solving Player Protest Issue thesatiricalpost.com/single-post/NF…

'Unsure if Diseases Are Passed from Toilet Seats? Then Always Stand When Going to the Bathroom' says Health Advisor Gregor Wolfowitz. thesatiricalpost.com/single-post/Un…

White House Discovers Declaration of Independence Written in All Caps thesatiricalpost.com/single-post/Wh…

'Tolerating Jazz While Drunk is Key Sign You've Had Too Much Wine' says health advisor Gregor Wolfowitz thesatiricalpost.com/single-post/To…

Trump Supporter Applies for Security Clearance Ahead of White House Meeting thesatiricalpost.com/single-post/Tr…

Dancing With the Stars Announces James Gunn Not Too Disgraced to be Contestant thesatiricalpost.com/single-post/Da…

'Unsure How to Stop Your Child From Biting Their Nails? Then Bite Them With Her' says health advisor Gregor Wolfowitz. thesatiricalpost.com/single-post/Un…

Rod Rosenstein to Enter Witness Protection Until Mueller Probe Concludes thesatiricalpost.com/single-post/Ro…

President Trump Re-Hires Michael Cohen to Fix Michael Cohen Problem thesatiricalpost.com/single-post/Pr…

Afraid to Ask Your Doctor About Lupus? Then Watch Any Episode of House M.D. thesatiricalpost.com/single-post/Af…

'Henry Cavill raises the bar for spy film mustaches in the latest installment of #MissionImpossible' says film critic Kip Stanton. Mission: Impossible

California Agrees to Build Border Wall out of Straws thesatiricalpost.com/single-post/Ca…

CDC Develops New 'Trump Derangement Syndrom' Vaccine thesatiricalpost.com/single-post/CD…

'Worried You Could Catch a Cold? Then Practice Bad Hand-Eye Coordination,' says health advisor Gregor Wolfowitz.

Jeff Sessions Creates Recusal Liberty Task Force, Ending Recusal Discrimination thesatiricalpost.com/single-post/Je…

Manafort Lobbies Congress on Behalf of Self to Make Ukraine 51st State thesatiricalpost.com/single-post/Ma…

'Looking For a New, Exciting Sugar Substitute? Try Mustard,' says health advisor Gregor Wolfowitz. thesatiricalpost.com/single-post/Lo…

Major Objectivity Win: New York Times Hires President Trump as Chief Fact Checker thesatiricalpost.com/single-post/Ne…

Donald Jr. Declares Bid for Presidency, in Self-Pardon Backup Plan thesatiricalpost.com/single-post/Do…

Mike Pence Unveils Plans for Space Force Academy at Area 51 thesatiricalpost.com/single-post/Mi… #SpaceForce