We've missed you! It's the International Pop Overthrow Festival tonight at Skylark Cafe & Club in glorious West Seattle!

Come to the show tonight or I'll be bluer than my background.

I pondered my child asking why #MTV is called Music Television one day. I'll have to explain A) why and B) why her father is openly weeping.

Now that Summer is officially dead and the rain has returned, that can only mean one thing.. PA show tonight at Tim's Tavern! #seattlemusic

People of Earth: We claim this planet in the name of Post Adolescence!

Just like her dad... Every trip is an adventure at Grocery Outlet! #baaaaargainmarket

It's the anniversary of our 1st show with Sio! To celebrate, we've booked a show for the release of our EP, "Eradicator." Details soon!

We're back to a three-piece! I'd like to welcome our newest member T.C. Helicon to the band. Seriously, love the voice.

A treat and an honor to play for so many inspiring young journalists. Sorry for the post truth world you inherited. We need you. Stay true!

Now you can look like how you feel for having to board United Airlines's shitty, overpriced flights. "Pretzels or beating?"

Eagerly waiting to see if France is going to ask us to hold their wine. #Frenchelections

Did a usability test for a tech company today. Felt like an old man struggling to program his VCR..

Granted, last time I did one of these, Chromebooks didn't exist. We had Mosaicbooks. They ran on the Webcrawler OS. Powered by wood pellets.

I already know Grocery Outlet has amazing deals. But balloons too? No. No. This is just too amazing for one place.

Is organic really worth it now that it's more sticker than it is fruit? #enoughisenough

Well looks like we never get to make fun of France again. Seriously though, *not* electing Nazis shouldn't be this FUCKING difficult.

Realized I hadn't tweeted in a while... So, anyhoo, here's a ripped, sexless Captain Picard in gogo boots. Naked so, number one!

Everything that's old is new again. August 5th at substation.seattle

No pitchforks? Isn't that essential to the idiot-villager-who's-feeble-brain-hates-anything-they-don't-understand ensemble? #charlottesville

America 2017: When the president haphazardly threatening Earth with nuclear annihilation is only his second-most vile display of the week.