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Porygon

@porygonnews

Parody account, resemblance to journalism is accidental.

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INLAND EMPIRE: In retrospect, you wish the Harold Camping 2011 or Mayan Calendar 2012 apocalypse had been real. Those would have been more dignified times.

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Me and the boys are using a 2005 version of Handbrake to convert Chris Nolan and Denis Villeneuve movies and watch them on 320x240 screens on Linux based retro handhelds by an abandoned gas station

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Bannned from Metaverse Walmart for going in there with a cat person avatar whose shaders run a Linux kernel on other peoples' GPUs

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If you accept the idea that any loss of consciousness including sleep is effectively the same as death, real life becomes a roguelite with boundless possiblities

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They're remastering that one game you rented a from Hollywood Video a single time when you were in in middle school. Yes, that one.

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Going through the drafts folder, which one of us wrote "Star Ocean 2 was like the Twins 1991 World Series: A Shining Beacon of Perfection in a Sea of Mediocrity" You are fired

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We get to play a game called "NFT bullshit or just the regular type of creatively bankrupt" at every award/reveal show from now on