My greatest ancestor was Methuselah; he was knocking up bitches at 187 years old.

The lion does not concern himself. Seriously, he’s super laid back.

Which came first, the egg or the egg?

Challenge accepted

Hot take: Strega Nona is the villain of Strega Nona. Bitch had a magic pasta pot that could have fed her whole town and didn’t tell anyone?! Big Anthony did what any ethical person would do and tried to share the wealth.