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Slarty Bartfast

@Poppy_yyyyyyyy

Eternally tired woman

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calendar_today25-01-2018 13:03:51

31,3K Tweets

17,5K Followers

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Elon Musk J.K. Rowling 'While I heartily agree with your points regarding sex/gender, may I suggest also posting interesting and positive content on other matters?'

@elonmusk @jk_rowling 'While I heartily agree with your points regarding sex/gender, may I suggest also posting interesting and positive content on other matters?'
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A question for nature type people - during lockdown I dug a pond in my garden and put a little solar powered fountain in it. I’ve just had a rummage through it and there are tadpoles, a couple of little fish and a big old newt living in it. I live in a pretty built up area, all…

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I swear routine medical care is almost impossible within the NHS now. This appointment was originally for March, they cancelled and rebooked for April, they cancelled again and rebooked for this afternoon and they’ve just called to cancel it for the third time.

We will now…

I swear routine medical care is almost impossible within the NHS now. This appointment was originally for March, they cancelled and rebooked for April, they cancelled again and rebooked for this afternoon and they’ve just called to cancel it for the third time. We will now…
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Wendy Singleton(@IamGCWendy) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Two TRAs pretending to be suffragettes at an event for verbally assaulted me and my friend.
We weren't the ones who were asked to leave.
Please give Beamish Museum some support they're team Terf 💥

Two TRAs pretending to be suffragettes at an event for #IWD verbally assaulted me and my friend. We weren't the ones who were asked to leave. Please give Beamish Museum some support they're team Terf 💥
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I just bought a chicken coop online and was asked several times how much I wanted to tip on top of my bill. What the fuck is going on?

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MaryCate Delvey(@marycatedelvey) 's Twitter Profile Photo

No.

If your child tells you “I hate my sexed body,” you comfort them and tell them they were born JUST RIGHT.

You say “You are beautiful, you are perfect.”

You say “It’s okay to be a tomboy girl.” “It’s okay to be a sensitive boy.”

🏳️‍⚧️ parenting is Munchausen’s by proxy.

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Starters for ten: why did Mark Rees, driving force behind the Gender Recognition Act, decline to apply for a gender recognition certificate and be formally recognised as a man when the Act became law? (You’ll laugh when you hear the answer)

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John 'Reactionary Force’ McDonnell🇺🇦🇮🇱(@mcdonnelljp) 's Twitter Profile Photo

'I am shocked to discover that women aren't allowed to join this club that has been male-only since its foundation in 1831.'

In fairness, the inability to detect either the presence or absence of women actually explains a lot.

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THE RAIN HAS STOPPED.

I think this is the first time in the five years I’ve been on this app that all caps has been warranted.

THE RAIN HAS STOPPED. I think this is the first time in the five years I’ve been on this app that all caps has been warranted.
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The Venn diagram of men in the replies pressed that not all women find a conventionally handsome, muscly man attractive and the men who cry that women are shallow and only ever want handsome, muscly men is a circle.

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