So I have some papers that I want preserved bc...they are old. 🤷🏼‍♀️ Just learned there are historical consultants that can help me. Lord what did I do before Google?!?!

When did fats become protein. Never. That's when. My kid is working on a project and I'm about to lose it.

Who knew? 🤷🏼‍♀️ #MyTwitterAnniversary

Go back to body building. It'll be fun, they said. Chokes down giant bowl of oatmeal. Sigh.

Took a quick trip with the twins to root on the Arkansas Softball team. Thought about catching the Oklahoma State Univ. pokes in Lawrence on the way home but think we'll settle for Pittsburg State in Joplin instead. If only my K-State Athletics had softball 😞

That's my baby. It was worth freezing my a-- off.

Love this Kansas gal!! Congratulations on a fabulous season NiJaree Canady

June 19. I've finally turned the AC on. Sigh.

Just over here trying to become a Guy’s Snacks influencer.

I'm 279 hours away from turning 40. The hour countdown feels better than the number of days. 😬😫

When in KC for NAMA award judging, you gotta get some Guy’s Snacks. #wannabeinfluencer

My influence is so far reaching that I convinced a Tennessee NAMA member to get Guy’s Snacks at the kc airport. Just sayin'. #wannabeinfluencer

So perplexed on what to buy my farmer for Christmas.

Just brainstorming here. For every $100 you spend at a grocery store, and you check yourself out, give 10% off. My $300 visit today was infuriating and I might be a little less mad if I were getting paid to check myself out. 🤷🏼‍♀️

I will never love a sport more than girls wrestling. Super successful first year. Won two tournaments, some fourth and second place finishes. Next year can't come soon enough.

If you lift in flat shoes, you'll never go back to regular tennis shoes. My Xero Shoes are the best.

Not bad Guy’s Snacks, not bad.

I'm almost afraid to watch the state of the union.

Biggest change I've made in the past six months, I've started listening to #worship music during my workouts. It's changed the tonality of gains/failures/shortcomings. #WorshipWednesday