cat owners be like:

Passive income hack #234

relationship chase is so passe, the real chase is ensuring your freelance payments are cleared in time...

if i text u back in 0.5 seconds it’s not because I like you, it’s because I absolutely cannot stand a notification

May 2023 truly be your year. I wish nothing but the best for you. Yes, you, you reading this. ✨🌸

Very difficult to downgrade lifestyle. So every upgrade needs careful thinking.

Want to share details about a terrible accident that my wife went through so that anyone who reads this thread can take strong steps to avoid it from happening to them. On 5th Jan, She went to take a shower and when I checked on her in 20 min.. #GasGeyserSyndrome 1/n

If there's one thing you're going to do with 8 minutes today, it's to watch this video youtube.com/watch?v=TJ2ifm…

Introverts be like

that time of the year when my accountant is in my top 3 what's app chats

Trees take care of us - we need to take care of them 🌳

is it just me or may has been the equivalent of 3-4 months like how is it not ending already

The season for leaving your umbrella’s in cabs and getting scolded by your mum for it is finally here ☔️

At this point India’s coping mechanism is making meme’s on the only one who can make India win #iykyk

When someone asks what is your ‘good name’ do they anticipate that on somedays you have a ‘bad name’? Cause that’ll be a fun game to play and lucky for me I can play both sides

the french know how to holiday...

I’ll repeat this till the end of time oh the irony haha but Time is a social construct The UK just moved the clock back an hour and we all went along like time’s a software update

Justin Trudeau and Katy Perry dating is the exact defination of don't let them guess your next move