I like the time change

3yo daughter learning to ride her bike. She puts her head down and watches the front wheel and runs into stuff Wife "look up to see where you're going" Daughter: (Wish I had the actual picture)

My 4 year old singing this book to us tonight "T is for...castle, tuh tuh... Castle" 😂

The only purpose kohls serves is for Amazon returns

The last 2 weeks have lasted at least 3 months. Somehow today is the 9th Tuesday of this week

Comments section 🥇 I'm crying 😂

Sunday morning recliner time.

Rate my hair braiding skills. It's hard as fuck when you have sausage fingers and the dexterity of a walrus Tips and pointers welcome.

The toxic gasses from the Gary steel mills sure are beautiful this time of year

🦃 🦃 🦃 If you're in the Indianapolis area and are unable to be with family this year at Thanksgiving, you're welcome to join me and mine. It'll be very casual with a mix of friends and family. Time and location still TBD Feel free to DM me if you're interested

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Great advice. I'm gonna start doing this.

THANKSGIVING! PIZZA!

🎶 Whopper Whopper Whopper Whopper🎶 🍔 👑

Did I just see a "release the Epstein files" commerical on #MNF?

My wife's mood is directly connected to how much shit is on the countertops

I'm not sure if I should shoot him or throw a tennis ball #DERP

Gas station opened in September and has been 70 cents cheaper than any gas station around. It's usually the cheapest in the state. Are they selling something inside to make up the loss or wtf

Texas Roadhouse rolls. and I'm not stopping at "15,000 calories" because I'm not a child.

4 yo daughter learned how to draw turtles and is leaving the pictures all over the house 😂